John our hero

On Friday, the first presidential debate between John and Barack was supposed to take place.

However, John has just announced that he would suspend his campaign on Thursday in order to go to Washington to help solve the economic crisis. He is asking to postpone the debate.

After the brilliant Palin move, here is John's brilliant let-us-solve-the-crisis-before-campaigning move.

Either Barack will refuse, and he will look like the bad guy since Oh my God, the presidential campaign is more important for him than the millions of Americans suffering from the crisis.

Or Barack will accept, and the debate is not going to take place on time, which might be slightly relieving to John.

All this does not matter anyway, because John is here to save us. He's going to Washington and everything is gonna be okay. Be relieved, World, John is going to solve the crisis that his cronies and his party's political philosophy have entailed. A bipartisan Congressional commission is working on it right now, examining the presidential bill of an appropriation of $700 billion to bailout the economy, but they probably do not know what they are doing.

John, on the contrary, these last two weeks, has shown his economic expertise, by saying the economy is fundamentally strong, by calling for a 9/11 Commission of the economy, etc, etc.

Go get'em, Johnny! As you keep saying, you have taken on tougher guys!